On Inauguration day I am not having a party.
I could.
I have a Trump pinata.
I have funny hats.
I have booze. 
This is a legal state.
No party.
Instead, I am going to go to the ocean with empty bags.
And then I am going to fill those bags with
beach trash
On the day Donald Trump—
who won an election by feeding fear,
and hate,
and the weakest parts of our souls.
And also, by the way, won the election with the help of
is sworn in to be President
I will go and pick up trash from a beach.
That way, I will know at least one little part of this world is
little bit cleaner.